Call him what you will, there is no guarantee on a marriage yet.
Scotch Waffles.
Master Loki would never let you do that to me!
lokiswaffleiron started following you
Hello, human! Do you have any poptarts I can destroy?
Nope. Why are you destroying poptarts?
Good! And poptarts are evil! They lure humans away from healthier breakfast choices, like waffles!
Well what about Toaster Strudels? They aren’t very healthy either.
They are next!
Wait, you’re going to destroy Toaster Strudels too? So I’ll only be able to eat cereal, pancakes, waffles, and cold pizza for breakfast?
Yes! Waffles are great breakfast for breakfast!
*shrugs* I kind of prefer pancakes…
Waffles are better and have more culture!
I like Belgium waffles…
Anyone that likes Belgian Waffles is a friend of Waffly’s!
